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Your Ideal Date Based off Your Coffee Order

Written by Ann Burns

September 20, 2024

When the Villains are Beautiful

“Is not this a true autumn day? Just the still melancholy that I love – that makes life and nature harmonise. The birds are consulting about their migrations, the trees are putting on the hectic or the pallid hues of decay, and begin to strew the ground, that one’s very footsteps may not disturb the repose of earth and air, while they give us a scent that is a perfect anodyne to the restless spirit. Delicious autumn! My very soul is wedded to it, and if I were a bird I would fly about the earth seeking the successive autumns.”

— George Eliot 

Happy Autumn! Cozy season is here, and we are wondering what your coffee order says about your ideal date.

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Pumpkin Spice Latte 

If you’re ordering the OG PSL, then let’s be honest, you’re pretty basic.  You get giddy just at the thought of cozy seasons.  And so you wear your “basic” title with pride. You cannot wait to go on a date with your special someone to Hobby Lobby, sniff all the Autumn things, maybe pop into Trader Joe’s afterwards, and then you’ll spend the rest of the afternoon decorating your home and making it extra cozy. 

Chai Latte 

You love the Fall, but you’re a little more low-key about it.  You’re not sporting the jack-o’-lantern nails, but you do love the Fall foliage and those cute autumnal dish towels.  We know you’re pulling out that chunky sweater and looking forward to your date to the used book store.  Is there anything more dreamy?  Well, maybe… that is if you also go art thrifting afterwards. 

Hot Apple Cider 

You believe in celebrating the Fall the right way, and that’s heading off to the pumpkin patch and corn maze with your special someone. It’s cute, it’s classic, and what’s autumn without the perfectly picked pumpkin? You might even don some matching flannel. 

Maple Cold Brew 

You’d take an Indian Summer over all this autumnal cheer. As you cling to the last bits of summer, you and your beau are off for a hike to enjoy as much warmth and sunshine as possible.  

Hot Coffee with Cream

Look, coffee is great, but you’re way more excited about your date to the winery later.  Apparently there will be live music and a food truck! Here’s hoping your ensemble pairs well with a dry Cabernet. 

 

Hazelnut Mocha 

Autumn is just a prelude to Christmas and winter.  You like the rich flavors and everything just extra cozy.  So it’s a movie night with twinkle lights, fuzzy socks, and copious amounts of blankets. 

Caramel Apple Machiatto 

If there are any Fall festivals you are there.  Fun, spunky, and a bit off beat, you need a date activity to match.  See you on the hayride! 

Black Coffee 

You canceled your date and just wish to pet your black cat and read Poe.  ‘Tis the season after all. 

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